Wanted – Phil McCracken

Wanted – Phil McCracken. Reward: $5000 no gaps left unfilled. Warning: Will kill for a wet and wild ride! Known to fuck till you shoot your load! Prior convictions include being the dirtiest slut around! Know to suck a mean fucking cock! Last seen taking it in the behind! If you run into this perpetrator don’t try to apprehend, just pull out a hard cock and shoot onsite..